CLUB ASS

PRESENTS

BROMANCE

FRI 4/17/26 • 9p-12a

Hey Sexy Fuckers!! Mark your calendar for FRIDAY April 17th, between 9pm and 12 midnight, when Club Ass invites YOU to let loose at:

BROMANCE!

Learn the REAL meaning bromance while lending a hand or to a house full of hot bros, administering and receiving bro-jobs, and feeling the full impact or engulfment of 'helping a buddy (or five) out' ...

You could potentially enter as a lone wolf and leave the party with a HUSBAND, or just leave with a smiling anus! The objective of this party is to be open to the mysteries and possibilities of BROMANCE and have a crazy hot time!!!

CLUB ASS BROMANCE IS A FRIDAY PARTY IN SILVERLAKE

This party will run from 9pm to 12 midnight on FRIDAY April 17th in Silverlake.

WHAT IS CLUB ASS AND WHO GOES?

For those of you who are new, Club Ass is a recurring, carefully curated social and sex gathering for gay, bi, hetero-flexible, and questioning men who are not interested in hard drug usage. We have been going for five years and it gets better and better all the time. The party floats between different locations throughout the LA Metro area.

Our crowd is not only hot but also smart. Our members are not down with wasting endless hours on apps looking for sex among the barbs of catfish, flakes, druggies, and crazies. It makes infinitely more sense to head over the Club Ass, have hot explosive sex that makes your eyes water with one or multiple guys and then get back to the demands of a busy Los Angeles life feeling like the universe has smiled on you.

Friends, fuckbuds, dates, and even a relationship or two have all been realized under our auspices.

The guys range from college age to about 45 and the crowd skews attractive to breathtaking. We pride ourselves on being a piously hard drugs free gathering of handsome social men. We tolerate no hard drug use and admit noone who shows signs of over indulgence. Booze, cannabis edibles, and poppers are ok. Vaping is allowed in some houses (but not in this one). Please check each individual invite for guidelines.

You will be expected to be cordial and pleasant to everyone, even if you are not into having sex with them. The overwhelming majority of our guys are cool and can take a polite hint. If necessary, please be one of those.

Club Ass welcomes new members who are on board with our ethos. If you want to attend with a friend, they are required to submit to a screening process similar to the one you went through. Doing this in advance of the two days before the party is highly recommended but screening photos can be submitted up until 7pm on the day of the event.

THERE ARE NOW OVER 2700 GUYS ON THE CLUB ASS MASTER LIST

This is why every Club Ass is guaranteed to be just as intriguing, exciting and FUN as the previous one. The combination and chemistry of sexy horny alluring guys is amazing at every single party because it is NEVER EVER exactly the same from one party to the next.

REFER YOUR HOT FRIENDS

Many of the hottest guys who come to Club Ass come because another member referred them. Please send our screening link to sexually adventurous, drug free, hot attractive and fit friends between 18 and 45. Hot. Attractive. Fit/Toned. Drug Free. 18 to 45. --- Sweet guys who might be a little fat, look like druggies, look unhealthy, or who do not fit the criteria will be turned down. We hate to reject people but we have a standard to uphold for our members who trust us to have their best interests at heart. Please use discretion when forwarding this link : http://clubassla.com/screening - Guys you refer should be firmly in the top 20% in looks and fitness

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER - MARK OUR EMAILS 'NOT SPAM'

Before emailing us to tell us you didn't receive something you should have, please check your SPAM folder. If you are happy getting our emails and one or more of our emails has ended up in SPAM, make you mark everything that went to SPAM as NOT SPAM, every single time. Sometimes large email carriers think they know what we want to receive better than we do. And very often they are wrong.

IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO CLUB ASS OR DADDYLAND FOR A WHILE

You are missing one of the hottest group sex circuits in Los Angeles! Club Ass consistently draws HOT sexually charged men WHO ARE NOT INTO HARD DRUGS from every corner of Los Angeles and sometimes beyond! We are continually welcoming new members to our already distinctively high quality FRIENDLY crowd.

WHEN YOU ATTEND, YOU WILL NEED TO BRING

A zipper shut bag to store your clothes in the clothes check

Water based lube (no silicone or other staining lube allowed at Club Ass)

No valuables. Leave them home.

An upbeat and friendly attitude.

A pair of heavy socks (no shoes or bare feet allowed in most host houses)

IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALSO BRING

Mixers

Booze if you are drinking.

Cannabis edibles (please no vaping)

Beer/Soda in cans (no glass bottles)

Wine

WE WILL PROVIDE

Iced water

Iced Tea

Candy

Snacks

*There are never any weed infused items on our snack table.

RSVP BY COVER PAYMENT -- INSTRUCTIONS

As soon as you are sure you can come, RSVP and pay your cover.

*Include the email address you screened with in the comments section of your payment. (VERY IMPORTANT)

We will send the party address out by Wednesday April 15th for everyone who paid on and before this date. We will send the address out at intervals for people who pay after Wednesday. While RSVPs/registrations will be accepted up until 8.30pm on the evening of the event, it is better for us and you to register earlier.

CLUB ASS COVER STRUCTURE - HOW TO PAY

We accept Venmo - @GAYDD (1331) - Graphic of THANKYOU

We accept CASHAPP - $clubass

To pay by venmo from your phone, click: http://venmo.com/u/gaydd

To pay by cashapp from your phone, click: http://cash.me/$clubass

$25 if paid anytime BEFORE 11.59pm on Thursday April 16th. Timely RSVP is encouraged, preferred, and highly recommended

$30 if paid ON Friday April 17th between 12.00am and 8.30 pm

We accept VENMO and CASHAPP only. No other payment mechanisms are available. We do not accept any cash. All parties are 100% cashless.

VENMO: Please RSVP and Venmo to @GAYDD (last 4 digits 1331 if prompted-) to receive the address. There is a large scannable QR code for the venmo at the bottom of this page. There should be an icon of THANK YOU spelled out in tiles in the account picture. In the Venmo payment comment, mark the transaction with the event date and include your full name and email. (eg: 4/17/26, Sam Sausage AnusBuster@yahoo.com) .

• Please make sure the transaction is marked PRIVATE.

• Venmo transactions mistakenly indicated as goods or services will be promptly refunded less the service fee followed by one reissue request.

• Please put your first and last name and the same email you used to screen in the venmo payment comments. Otherwise we have no means to send you the address.

CASHAPP: Please RSVP and remit payment to $CLUBASS. Include the date of the event, your first and last name and email in the comment section of the transaction. (eg: 4/17/26 Ray Cepticle hammermylovenest@gmail.com ) .

Please bear in mind that all sales are final. Cover charges are not refundable for non-attendance nor are they transferable to other people or future events.

PARTY ADDRESS IS CONFIDENTIAL!

We take security of the party and integrity of the guestlist very seriously. DO NOT GIVE THE ADDRESS OF THE PARTY TO ANYONE WHO THE HOSTS HAVE NOT VETTED THROUGH FUKHAUSLA@GMAIL.COM FIRST AS DETAILED ABOVE.

SUMMARY OF RULES AND REGULATIONS

• Be nice to everyone regardless if you want to fuck around with them or not.

• No party crashing

• No hard drugs or hard drug users.

• Please clean out at home before coming. Nobody likes a blown up bathroom.

• No smoking or vaping inside or outside this house (allowed in other houses)

• Please respect the home of our host. Adhere to posted signs

• No shoes or bare feet in the house. BRING HEAVY SOCKS.

• No screaming or gratuitous loudness including the yard.

• Dispose of refuse in trash cans, not corners or surfaces or the floor.

• If you make any kind of mess, please clean it up. Use trash cans.

• No minors (ID will be checked if we suspect)

• No camera activity is permitted.

• If someone isn't interested in playing around with you, be cool and step off respectfully.

• No sex in the bathroom!

• No leaning on blinds or shutters

• No chewing gum. Spit it out in your car or use a mint.

• No last second guest additions without clearing it with us first.

• Please be up to date with all your STD testing.

• If you have any reason to believe you have been exposed to an STD, covid, or some other communicable illness, do the decent thing and do not come.

• Don't be a pain in the ass.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

Save up your mojo! After Wednesday, hands the hell off your junk!

We are looking forward to seeing you on Friday April 17th between 9pm and Midnight for Club Ass

BROMANCE!