How To Screen For Club Ass Events

THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN CLUB ASS and/or DADDYLAND

In order to be invited to one of our curated drug free play parties (and potentially added to our ongoing events notification list), you must complete a simple photo screening. Please read these prerequisites and instructions carefully:

12 OF OUR 24 ANNUAL LOS ANGELES EVENTS ARE FOR HOT GUYS UNDER 45 ONLY

For the regular bimonthly Club Ass parties, our attendance baseline is attractive to on fire, 18 to 45+/-, and lean, muscular or solid. No matter what your body type is, you absolutely must be svelt, toned, fit, buff or any combination of two or more of these. Our standard is a virile, sexually alluring, clean, and healthful appearance. These events are drug free and druggie free. We cannot say this enough times. Men of every race and personal style are welcome, just be well proportioned, healthy, healthy appearing, sociable, and cogent. The closer you are to 45, the more desirable you have to be to qualify for this one. Guys who qualify for this party, once placed on the our ongoing events notification list, will be invited to all 24 of our annual events (see below for details).

IF YOU ARE HOT AND OVER 45 OR A SEXY YOUNG GUY WHO LIKES OLDER GUYS

12 of our events each year are for fit healthy drug free guys of all ages. If you are of any age over 20, hot healthy drug free and toned, and are into older hot guys either exclusively or as well as beng into younger guys, you will love Daddyland. If you are more than 45, you will potentially qualify for these 12 parties only (see below for details).

PHOTO SCREENING INSTRUCTIONS FOR ALL PARTIES

Send us an email to FUKHAUSLA@GMAIL.COM with TWO current waist up shirtless photos of your body with your face well lit and clear for the camera. Please hold up a piece of paper with todays date on it so it is clearly discernable by our screening team. Please note there is no C in FUKHAUS.

If you have been referred by one of our existing members, please tell us who that member is by first and last name in your photo screening email.

We go to great lengths to avoid catfish and sneaks and do not accept old pics. I know it sounds harsh, but some guys need to be told point blank that we are not interested in how hot you were before your meth addiction, massive downward body transformation, or life breakdown. Take your pictures today, showing exactly how you look right now, date them clearly as outlined above and send them immediately.

In your screening photos, do not wear any hats or glasses, send anything other than bright well lit photos, or send us any picture that is edited, or conceals your midsection. Do not cover any part of your solar plexus or torso with the dated paper. We may or may not have already seen your dick and or ass and don't care about you sending those. We are event producers, not pic collectors.

TO BE REAL

You do not need to be a supermodel to attend our events but you must be objectively sexy and ranging from toned to buff. Every race and height of firm-waisted drug-free man, thin or thick, is invited to apply. If generally speaking, you are in the 75th percentile and above of guys between 20 and 45, you will most likely be invited to the both the younger Club Ass and Daddyland. If you are more than 45 and objectively in or above the 80th percentile in body and appearance, you will probably be invited to Daddyland (which is a bigger event).

WHEN SCREENING IS PASSED

If you pass screening, you will shortly after receive an email welcoming you to Club Ass and Daddyland or just Daddyland and be emailed an invite for the current upcoming event. If you qualify for Daddyland only and submit your screening photos more than two weeks in advance of the next Daddyland party, we will ask you to mark your calendar to send us an email reminder of your passed screening and interest in attendance within two weeks of the upcoming event. At that point, we will immediately send you the invitation for the upcoming event. If once you receive your invitation you are interested in attending, please RSVP and register as instructed to secure your place in that event and be sent the address.

Once you have passed the screening, and have attended one of our events, and have been asked if it is ok to email you, and you say yes, you will be placed on our email list and will receive notifications from us. If you do not attend the event immediately following the date that you applied, your screening photos will be valid for six months but you will have to ask us if there are any events upcoming to get the invitation the week/2 weeks in advance of the next time you feel like going.

ATTENDANCE IS NECESSARY TO BE PLACED ON OUR PERMANENT INVITE LIST

We do not place anyone on our events notification list who we have not asked in person as they are picking up their clothes from the clothes check after their first event (or by email immediately after the conclusion of that event) if he would like to be on our ongoing events notification list (3 to 6 emails per month).

IF YOU PASSED SCREENING BUT HAVE NEVER ATTENDED ANY OF OUR EVENTS, YOU WILL NOT BE INVITED TO MORE THAN ONE PARTY AT A TIME. Your passed screening is good for six months. If you are impossibly busy, finicky, or impulsive, just email us when you are ready to attend an event and we will get the invite for the upcoming qualifying event out to you right away.

We have found it best not to repeatedly invite people who passed our photo screening and don't attend. We take this hands off apprach to control our invite list, keep the group dynamic and cohesive for people who come, minimize potential irritation of not very interested email recipients, and to reduce spam reports due to unwanted correspondence.

So once again, if you passed the screening within the last six months but have never attended and you want to come to our next scheduled orgy, email us and let us know you want to come to the next one making sure to use the same email your photos were screened under. Email: fukhausla@gmail.com

HASSLE FREE REMOVAL FROM OUR INVITE LIST

If at anytime you wish to be taken off our email list, go to http://clubassla.com/unsubscribe to request removal and your request will be immediately processed. Thank you.