How To Screen For Club Ass Events

In order to be invited to our drug free play parties and be invited to one of our parties, you must complete a simple photo screening. Please read these prerequisites and instructions carefully:

For the regular bimonthly Club Ass parties, you must be attractive to on fire, 18 to 45+/-, and lean , muscular or solid. No matter what your body type is, you absolutely must be fit and toned. Our standard is a virile, sexually alluring, clean, and healthful appearance. These events are drug free and druggie free and we cannot say this enough times. Men of every race and personal style are welcome, just be well proportioned, healthy, healthy appearing, sociable, and cogent.

IF YOU ARE OVER 45 AND HOT OR A YOUNG GUY WHO LIKES OLDER GUYS:

Please follow the instructions below with DADDY PARTY or ALSO DADDY PARTY in the subject line. We are adding a separate daddies party for daddies and their younger admirers. If you are also interested in (OR ONLY QUALIFY) for the older demographic party, please go to clubassla.com/sir

Please send us an email to FUKHAUSLA@GMAIL.COM with TWO current waist up shirtless photos of your body with your face well lit and clear for the camera. Please hold up a piece of paper with todays date on it so it is clearly discernable by our screening team. Please note there is no C in FUKHAUS.

If you have been referred by one of our members, please state who that member is by first and last name in your photo screening email.

We go to great lengths to avoid catfish and sneaks and do not accept old pics. I know it sounds harsh, but some guys need to be told point blank that we are not interested in how hot you were before your meth addiction, massive downward body transformation, or life breakdown. Take your pictures today, showing exactly how you look right now, date them clearly as outlined above and send them immediately.

In your screening photos, do not wear any hats or glasses, send anything other than bright well lit photos, or send us any picture that conceals your midsection. Do not cover any part of your solar plexus or torso with the dated paper. We have most likely already seen your dick and or ass and don't care about you sending those. We are event producers, not pic collectors.

If you pass screening, you will shortly after receive an email welcoming you to Club Ass and a detailed invite for the current upcoming event. If you are interested in attending that, please RSVP as instructed to secure your place in the event and receive the address.

Once you have passed the screening, and have attended one of our events, and have been asked if it is ok to email you, you will be placed on our email list and will receive notifications from us. If you do not attend the event immediately following the date that you applied, your screening photos will be valid for six months but you will have to ask us if there are any events upcoming to get the invitation the week/2 weeks you feel like going. We do not place anyone on an events notification list who has not been asked in person at the event or by email immediately after the event he attends if he would like to be on the ongoing list. We do this to control our invite list, keep the group cohesive, and minmize spam reports.