How To Screen For Club Ass Events

In order to be invited to our drug free play parties and be added to our events email list, you must complete a simple photo screening. Please read these instructions carefully:

Please send us an email to FUKHAUSLA@GMAIL.COM with TWO current waist up shirtless photos of your body with your face well lit and clear for the camera. Please hold up a piece of paper with todays date on it so it is clearly discernable by our screening team. Please note there is no C in FUKHAUS.

We go to great lengths to avoid catfish and sneaks and do not accept old pics. I know it sounds harsh, but some guys need to be told point blank that we are not interested in how hot you were before your meth addiction, massive downward body transformation, or life breakdown. Take your pictures today, showing exactly how you look right now, date them as outlined above and send them immediately.

In your screening photos, do not wear any hats or glasses, send anything other than bright well lit photos, or send us any picture that conceals your midsection. Do not cover any part of your solar plexus or torso with the dated paper. We have most likely already seen your dick and or ass and don't care about you sending those. We are event producers, not pic collectors.

If you pass screening, you will shortly after receive an email welcoming you to Club Ass and a detailed invite for the current upcoming event. If you are interested in attending that, please RSVP as instructed to secure your place in the event and receive the address.

There is no need to send us a thank you note or RSVP to any event you are not interested in attending. Once you have passed the screening, you will be placed on our email list and will receive notifications from us.

To be removed from the list at any time, just send us an email to the email address that the invitation was sent from with UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line and we will take you off.