CLUB ASS
PRESENTS
DADDYLAND 13
SATURDAY MAY 30TH 2026
If you have not done so already, please RSVP and Register now!
On Saturday May 30th from 9 to 12, we are excited to invite YOU to
DADDYLAND 13
WHERE IS DADDYLAND 13
Mid City Los Angeles
CLUB ASS IS NOW PART OF DADDYLAND
Still as strictly curated as ever, we have enacted some changes this month including the absorption of Club Ass into Daddyland effective immediately. Instead of 24 parties per year there will now be 12. We have also modified our cover charge structure to make our events more accessible to younger guys. Please see below for further details.
DADDYLAND IS A CURATED EVENT
This high mojo orgy series is exclusively for attractive fit or toned drug free guys of all well maintained builds and all legal ages.
Our events are fun because we do a lot to make sure that the guys who attend are quality.
Everyone invited by us has gone through and passed our photo screening.
If you received a copy of this invitation from anyone other than Daddyland or Club Ass and you would like to be considered for the orgy, please do the photo screening as directed by the directions attached below. No unauthorized persons will be sent the address or permitted to stay at the event.
DADDYLAND AND CLUB ASS HAVE MERGED INTO DADDYLAND
Daddyland is for hot guys of any age
As we move farther away from COVID and the economy becomes trickier, the play party landscape has become flooded with badly organized bullshit sex parties, often full of drugs, that are not produced with anywhere near the care and consideration that our parties are. Therefore, in the interest of increased quality and intensity, our two previous monthly parties will now be merged into one monthly party that will be better and more powerful than the aggregate of the other two parties.
We now have a three tiered picing structure. See below for a breakdown.
DADDYLAND RSVP INSTRUCTIONS FOR GUYS AGE 33 AND UP
You will RSVP by paying your cover charge by venmo or cash app. See instructions below.
The cover charge will be $40 for everyone aged 33 and over if paid before 11.59pm on Friday May 29th 2026. Whether you, at any age 33 or over, identify as a boy or a daddy does not affect this rule. We accept venmo and cashapp. Instructions below.
If you cannot decide until Saturday, you can still get tickets for $48 on Saturday between midnight 12.00am and the 8.30pm cut off.
DADDYLAND RSVP INSTRUCTIONS FOR GUYS AGED 25-32.99999
You will RSVP by paying your cover by venmo or cashapp. See instructions below.
The cover charge is $25 for everyone aged 32.9999 and under if paid before 11.59pm on Friday May 29th 2026.
If you cannot decide until Saturday, the cover for everyone 32 and under jumps to $30 from Saturday at midnight 12.00am until the 8.30pm cut off.
NEW DADDYLAND RSVP INSTRUCTIONS FOR GUYS AGED 19-24.99999
You will RSVP by paying your cover by venmo or cashapp once you have proven your age.
The early payment cover charge is only $5 for everyone aged 19-24.9999 if paid before 11.59pm on Friday May 29th 2026. (Subject to availability)
In order to take advantage of the $5 cover, email us a reply to this invite and we will send you instructions on how to prove your age. If that is too much hassle for you, or you cannot get this into us before Thursday May 28th at 11.59pm, just pay $25 or $30 like the 25 to 32 group does, depending when you pay and if the allotted $5 slots for the event have been filed.
DO NOT REMIT $5 COVER UNTIL YOU HAVE RECEIVED EMAILED APPROVAL FOR YOUR PROOF OF AGE
COVER CHARGE PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS
From your phone, go to either:
In the venmo or cash app payment comment section
Clarify your name if it is not apparent from your payment account
Put the exact email you sent your screening pictures from.
Note Daddyland, and the date of the event. (eg: DADDYLAND 5/30/26)
We can't send you the address without all of this information.
Make sure that all venmo transactions are marked PRIVATE and not as a good or service.
Venmo name Bill. _ _ _ _ is 1331
All parties are 100% cashless.
Due to heavy detail orientation for these events, we have a strict no refunds policy.
100% VOLUNTARY EXTRA BENEFACTION
If you are in a financial position to offer extra support to Club Ass, your assistance will be deeply appreciated. Club Ass and Daddyland do not function on love alone. Costs of everything are rising. If anyone reading this can spare a few hundred extra dollars to underwrite some improvements to the parties, linen refreshments, etc..., please append any extra amount to your cover payment or make a distinct remission for this purpose. If you wish to provide cash, please send an email to this address to make arrangements. Your efforts will do quite a bit to keep Club Ass running efficiently.
TO BRING A GUEST OR TO REFER NEW MEMBERS
If he is a daddy, make sure he is a damn hot one who is attractive, well groomed, understands the virtues of manscaping and dental floss, keeps his body together in excellent proportion, does not use substances, has excellent hygiene, is sociable, and is essentially in the uppermost 15% by every metric.
If he is younger and expects a reduced admission, make sure he is attractive, fit/toned/lean, a maximum of 32.9999 years of age, not into drugs or substances, has good hygiene, is friendly and approachable and no bitchy attitude. Please no wallflowers or snooty purse faced twinks who are insecure, think they are too good for everything, or both.
While sex at our parties is, has, and will always be 100 percent consensual at all times, we are not interested in guys who are ashamed of being into sex with men, DL to the point of making everyone else uncomfortable within a five mile radius, so picky they have no business whatsoever attending a sex party, or anyone who lacks the confidence or security to be chill and friendly with the crowd. We wish those people nothing but the best but we do not want those energies at Daddyland and do not need their cover charges.
Have candidates email two freshly taken well lit waist up shirtless photos without any hats or sunglasses or other obstructions while holding up a piece of paper with today's date on it. Please tell him to include his first and last name and your name as the guy who referred him to the parties.
Pics should be emailed to FUKHAUSLA@GMAIL.COM -- Please get this into us as soon as possible. Screening new members at the last second when we are trying to get the party together is a drag and if it is too last minute we might not be able to get to it until it is too late for them to attend the event that evening.
YOU WILL NEED TO BRING
A zipper shut bag to store your clothes and shoes in the clothes check
Water based lube. No silicone.
No valuables. Leave them home.
An upbeat and friendly attitude.
Heavy Socks.
IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALSO BRING
Beer/Soda in cans (no glass bottles)
Liquor
Wine
Cannabis edibles
Vape Pen
WE WILL PROVIDE
Clothes Check
Iced water
Iced Tea
Candy
Snacks
*There are NEVER any weed infused items on our snack table.
CLUB ASS/ DADDYLAND RULES OF CONDUCT
Follow all of the rules below and everything will be cool:
No event crashing (permanent ban)
Be respectful and polite to everyone
Turn down unwanted advances without attitude
If you are turned down, take it like a man and move on.
Respect the house, furniture, and property at all times
No silicone lube. Water based only.
No hard drugs
No smoking of any kind
No booze or weed messiness
Clean out at home before coming (Nobody appreciates a blown-up bathroom)
Use trash cans
If you make any kind of mess, clean it up
No sex in the bathroom
No chewing gum on the property (complimentary mints are available)
No screaming, screeching, or performative loudness.
No sneaking people in. They will be made to leave.
Be up to date with vaccinations and STD tests
Don't come if you are ill or questioning your sexual health.
Leave your rolex, cash, and gold rings at home. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE.
LUBE POLICY
Water based only in bottles. No silicone, no tubs or grease, no oil based products, and no petroleum based products are allowed. Also no lube packets as they create a slip hazard.
PARTY ADDRESS IS CONFIDENTIAL!
The first round of address notification will go out on Thursday May 28th for everyone who RSVPed before that date.
The address will be sent out at several subsequent points on Friday and Saturday for those who register later.
Do not give the address out to anyone who has not vetted through us first because they will not be allowed to stay!
DISCLAIMER
IMPORTANT: BY RSVPing for and attending this event, you implicitly agree to hold party organizers and house hosts 100 percent harmless in case of accident, injury, loss of your phone, disappearance of your expensive bottle of poppers from Amsterdam, finding way too much cum in your boyfriend's ass, STD contraction, and from any other claim minor or major whatsoever. You accept 100% responsibility for anything and everything that may occur before, during, after, and associated with Club Ass, Daddyland and on the physical premises of the event.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Save your mojo for DADDYLAND!!! You are gonna need it!!!
See you on Saturday May 30th for Club Ass DADDYLAND 13!
QUICK PAY FROM CELL PHONE:
Age 33 and Over: $40. Day of event: $48
Age 25 to 32.999 and under: $25. Day of event: $30
Age 18 to 24,999: $5. Day of event $30
**MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IN PAYMENT COMMENTS!
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