CLUB ASS HUMPDAY
PRESENTS
PUMP N' DUMPKIN SPICE
WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 16 2024
IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER BANGER (in Silver Lake / Echo Park)
RSVPS AND REGISTRATIONS ARE NOW OPEN FOR THIS COMING WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 16th BETWEEN 8 AND 10PM, WHEN HUMPDAY LA (brought to you by Club Ass) INVITES YOU TO:
PUMP N DUMPKIN SPICE
So if you are a dumper a dumpee or both, you are sure to have a spicy ass time!!
Expect between 40 and 50 attractive to ON FIRE, toned to fit, friendly, social, horny drug free guys at this event. We will be in 90026.
HUMPDAY is for smart hot and fit guys whose lives are way too busy to waste their precious time aimlessly and all too often fruitlessly pursuing cock and/or ass. The guys who come to HUMPDAY take care of themselves, have good jobs and careers and have limited to zero bandwidth for dumb headache-inducing flaky sex dates or frittering away countless hours in the unproductive ubiquitous black holes of Grindr, Scruff, Sniffies, etc....
It's so much easier and more satisfying just to come to HUMPDAY!
HUMPDAY events run between 8 and 10pm on one Wednesday a month. While we would love it if guys would stay for the whole two hours, cum-and-go is totally acceptable on a school night! This event comes to a hard stop exactly at 10pm so timely arrival is recommended for guys who prefer to take their time.
To RSVP for BAREBACK TO SCHOOL USE VENMO OR CASH APP
Electronically pay $20 until 11.59pm on October 15th 2024 by Venmo (private transaction, NOT as a good or service, Bill, 1331) or CashApp
Electronically pay $25 by Venmo (private transaction, NOT as a good or service, Bill, 1331) or CashApp anytime on Wednesday October 16th 2024 until the 7.30pm RSVP cutoff.
VENMO: From your phone click this link: http://venmo.com/u/gaydd
CASHPP: From your phone click this link: http://cash.me/$clubass
Covers received after 7.30 on the day of the event, or sent in the wrong amount, or marked as a venmo good or service MAY result in no address being sent because we may not see your payment. In this case you will be refunded in full on the following day.
Otherwise, cover charges are neither refundable nor transferable.
ALWAYS INCLUDE YOUR FULL NAME AND THE EMAIL YOU USED TO PHOTO SCREEN IN THE PAYMENT COMMENTS. IT IS THE ONE WE HAVE ON FILE FOR YOU. IF YOU SKIP DOING THIS, WE WILL HAVE NO WAY TO SEND YOU THE ADDRESS FOR THE EVENT.
The comment should read something like this. eg: Sept 11th, Dick Bendover, creampie@hugedick.com
THE ADDRESS WILL BE SENT OUT BY 5.30PM ON THE DAY OF THE PARTY FOR THOSE WHO HAVE RSVPed/Registered before and intermittently after for those who respond later.
WANT TO INTRODUCE A FRIEND TO HUMPDAY AND CLUB ASS?
They will have to screen with us and get approved by us first in the same way that you did. Please forward them the screening meme at the bottom of this invitation.
RULES AND REGULATIONS
NO PARTY CRASHING (will result in being permanently cut off the list for both HumpDay and ClubAss)
Respect the home of our host. This is not The Slammer.
Never lean on the window coverings with shoulders or chairs.
No silicone or oil based lube. Water based only.
Put trash in trash cans, not corners or surfaces or the floor.
Blue laundry bags are for towels, not trash
If you make any kind of mess, clean it up. Use trash cans.
No minors (ID will be checked if we suspect)
No camera activity is permitted at the party.
Absolutely no hard drugs or smoking
Cannabis edibles, poppers, and light drinking is fine.
If someone isn't interested in playing with you, back off.
No sex in the bathroom!
No last second guest additions without clearing it with us first.
No karens or pains in the ass.
A FEW MORE THINGS
Please be up to date with all your STD testing.
If you have any reason to believe you have been exposed to an STD or have a cold/cough/flu/pink-eye, do not come.
If you have reason to believe you have been exposed to COVID, please do a test before coming.
DO.NOT.BRING.SILICONE.LUBE!
**ALWAYS remember that this event is being held in someone's home. Event guests who disrespect the homes of our hosts will be banned from Club Ass.
WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ON WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 16TH BETWEEN 8 AND 10PM FOR PUMP N' DUMPKIN SPICE!
Like every other Humpday LA and Club Ass event, this one is gonna be HOT!